Smokey, the for­mer bush lawyer and po­lit­i­cal leader of the Lib­er­al Piper Par­ty (LPP), sat down in the mid­dle of Wood­ford Square in his ill-fit­ting suit three sizes too big for him.

He had fall­en on hard times since the 2025 Gen­er­al Elec­tion, when he failed to win his seat. Now he had to fight with the birds for a bench in Wood­ford Square be­cause the LPP’s mar­i­jua­na-based eco­nom­ic man­i­festo failed at the polls.

Smokey had tried to keep the LPP go­ing so that he could live off of par­ty do­na­tions, but his mem­bers soon saw through his ruse. Smokey’s tall tales of sub­mit­ting an ap­pli­ca­tion to take or car­ry away man­goes un­der the Lar­ce­ny Act to the Com­mis­sion­er of Po­lice were ex­posed as the rant­i­ngs of a mad­man.