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Smokey, the former bush lawyer and political leader of the Liberal Piper Party (LPP), sat down in the middle of Woodford Square in his ill-fitting suit three sizes too big for him.
He had fallen on hard times since the 2025 General Election, when he failed to win his seat. Now he had to fight with the birds for a bench in Woodford Square because the LPP’s marijuana-based economic manifesto failed at the polls.
Smokey had tried to keep the LPP going so that he could live off of party donations, but his members soon saw through his ruse. Smokey’s tall tales of submitting an application to take or carry away mangoes under the Larceny Act to the Commissioner of Police were exposed as the rantings of a madman.
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